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Hank: Bobby, we seem to have encountered an opponent far more dangerous than Magneto more devious than Mr. Sinister, more dastardly than --

Warren: Hank, give it a rest and give it to me. It's a bow tie for crying out loud! How hard could it be to figure out?

Alex: Gee, I don't know, Warren Worthington, Society boy -- didn't you always just wear clip-ons?

Scott: I'm doomed.  I swear, Alex, squaring off against any villian you pick is less nerve-wracking than this morning has been!

X-Men #30, quote taken from Unofficial X-Men


Iceman: Is it me, Pete, or are we the only team in the world without a transporter beam?

quote taken from Iceman Quotes


Dr Reyes: Okay, that worked. It looked like luck to me, but it worked. What now?

Iceman: I'm trying to think...

Dr Reyes: Don't hurt yourself.

X-Men #68, quote taken from Great X-Pectations :: quotes


Iceman: I think we're onto something here! I got it -- THE DANGER TUB!

Uncanny X-Men #337, quote taken from Welcome to the X!


Storm: What is funny for you may not be so fun for your victims, Robert.

Iceman: Yes, Mommy.

Uncanny X-Men #353, quote taken from Welcome to the X!


Iceman: Hope you like frozen dinners then, beakhead, because you're about to be put on ice!

Uncanny X-Men #354, quote taken from Welcome to the X!


Archangel: I can't believe you're not spoken for. And we're only strangers until me meet. Warren Worthington.

Bobby: Semi-taken, but always looking. And I'm Bobby Drake, younger, cooler, hipper...

Archangel: Louder.

Uncanny X-Men #356, quote taken from Welcome to the X!


Beast: Sometimes, Bobby, I wonder if puberty will ever end for you.

Archangel: Or start.

Uncanny X-Men #356, quote taken from Welcome to the X!


Iceman: Awww, don't get jealous, Hank. You'll always be my only real beast.

Uncanny X-Men #356, quote taken from Welcome to the X!


Archangel: They're in a blind panic! What could it be?

Iceman: A John Tesch concert?

Uncanny X-Men #357, quote taken from Welcome to the X!


Iceman: CALM DOWN?! Scotty, I'm missing HALF MY CHEST!

X-Men #50, quote taken from Welcome to the X!


Iceman: (about Post) I almost feel sorry for the yutz! He didn't know what hit him.

Wolverine: Sure he knows, kid. It was a freight train wit' a big ol' `X' on the front.

X-Men #50, quote taken from Welcome to the X!


Post: (to Iceman) You are getting more skilled in the use of your powers every day. I almost regret having to kill you.

Iceman: Then don't. I certainly won't say anything.

X-Men #50, quote taken from Welcome to the X!


Iceman: Note: Ask Scott the trick to getting people to listen to him.

X-Men #69, quote taken from Welcome to the X!


(Beast, Iceman, Gambit, Storm and Thing play Poker, as Cannonball watches.)

Cannonball: Ah don't believe it, Doc!! Four aces on you FIRST DRAW?! Ah've never seen nuthin THAT amazin' before!

Gambit: I'm out, mon ami.

Storm: I fold.

Iceman: That's it for me.

Thing: Deal me out, Furry.

Beast: You Mr. Guthrie -- Sam, if you will? In the oft-vicious verbiage of Wolverine, our Canadian compatriot.... GRRRRR!!!

Gambit: 'Danks, Sammy. Again.

Cannonball: Oops. Ah reckon that ah don't got much of a future as a poker player, eh Doctor McCoy?

Beast: Storm, as deputy leader of our August Assemblage of mutants known forthwith as 'The Uncanny X-Men' it falls upon you to grant me the necessary dispensation to throw Cannonball out the nearest window.

Storm: Permisson denied, Beast. Again.

Iceman: Any suggestions, Benjy?

Thing: Not a one, Bobby. But then, the kid ain't been doin' nuthin' but savin' me money -- so what do I care?

Beast: The confusing concept and cagey conundrum I cannot comprehend, comrades is, to wit: Warren Worthington III -- called Archangel by some -- was gracious enough to offer entre into his private loft in Soho for an evening for us, his taut and tense teammates, while his not-insignificant other recovers from her wounds. Clearly, said slice of prime Manhattan real estate is at least 160,000 square feet on this floor alone, so why Oh, why, oh why, I query with all due sincerity and much revered reverence, WHY with all the other places to stand in this fershlugginer loft, have you decided to perch yourself over MY shoulder and commence to comment, console and otherwise communicate every hand I've been dealt?!

X-Men #48, submitted by Rattwap, quote taken from Unofficial X-Men


(at Cyclops' batchelor party)

Iceman: (to Bouncer) I.D.? Are you serious?

Bouncer: Private party or not, I still need to see some I.D. that says you're over twenty-one.

Iceman: Uh, sure... It's in the car.

Bouncer: Fine. Go get it!

Uncanny X-Men #310, quote taken from Unofficial X-Men


Iceman: STOP! As glad as I am to have the two of you hate each other more than you each hate me -- I think we can all agree that we'd be better off fighting one another somewhere away from here, instead of being killed here by sentinels.

X-Men #68, quote taken from Unofficial X-Men


Iceman: Great, a hood ordiment with a motor mouth. What will they think of next?

Quote taken from Unofficial X-Men


Iceman: (speaking of Cyclops) Once, I saw him relax. He made me promise I wouldn't tell.

Quote taken from Unofficial X-Men


Iceman: Hank, I almost forgot to ask, where's Trish Tilby today? Out on another ultra-dangerous reporting assignment again?

Beast: Perhaps she's with your erstwhile lady-love, Opal... since I don't see her here amongst the revelers either, eg, Robert?

Both: We really have to get lives!

X-Men #30, submitted by Rattwap, quote taken from Unofficial X-Men


Iceman: My love life is falling apart at the seams and I'm shopping for pork rinds?

Uncanny X-Men #294, quote taken from Louis Digout's Great X-Pectations


Iceman: Hey, when was the last time this thing was defrosted? You poor, poor ice cubes. Daddy's here...

Uncanny X-Men #358, quote taken from Louis Digout's Great X-Pectations


Iceman: Gouging people's eyes out is not a nice thing to do!

Sabretooth Special, quote taken from The Uncanny X-Men


Iceman: (referring to Marvel Girl) Wowee! Looks like she was poured into that uniform!

X-Men #1, quote taken from Duck's Page of X-Mayhem


Beast: (to Iceman) Little man, did anyone ever tell you that you are a feather-brained fathead?

X-Men #3, quote taken from Duck's Page of X-Mayhem


Beast: (to Iceman) Come back here you frost bitten flea! She deserves a real man, not a refugee from a diaper factory!

X-Men #3, quote taken from Duck's Page of X-Mayhem


Angel: (to Iceman) Don't cry in your Ovaltine, Jr!

X-Men #4, quote taken from Duck's Page of X-Mayhem


Iceman: (to Thor) Go fly a kite, curlylocks! You're too square to scare anyone!

X-Men #9, quote taken from Duck's Page of X-Mayhem


Marvel Girl: (to Iceman) Iceman, stop that you juvenile Jerry Lewis!

X-Men #10, quote taken from Duck's Page of X-Mayhem